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Foamhenge, Cooter's Place, Planet Wayside, and other whimsical places

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The Tacky Treasures Road Show, Mike the Headless Chicken, big heads, art cars, salt & pepper shakers, ballerinas abuse

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Art Cars

Art cars are truly tacky treasures. American society is obsessed with cars. The U.S. automobile industry markets cars to buyers as extensions of a themselves. Often, a buyer chooses a car for something beyond meeting their transportation needs...he or she sees it as way of expressing a status the driver either has or hopes to have. But no matter how striking and remarkable a car the industry manages to make, they always manufacture thousands just like it. How individualistic is that?

Art car artists take the the concept of a car as an extension of oneself to its illogical extreme. They make cars covered with buttons, they write messages all over their cars, they make it look like their favorite animals, and they do it all to show the world who and what they are. And how I admire them for that. I've always been fascinated with people who are outrageous in one way or another. But it's not enough to be outrageous for its own sake. There are many examples in the American media of people who say and do outrageous, shocking things, but they don't elevate the level of discourse in society, and they don't provoke people to think, and sometimes they are downright hurtful to others.

But people who create art cars do it to express something that they have to share with the world. They engage your attention. Who can ignore a car that looks like a hippo, or is covered with plastic soldiers? They entertain, by being silly or provocative or ironic. They make you think.

It's also important that they be roadworthy and street legal. Otherwise, the world is never going to see them, right? That means that art car creators must have the mind of Picasso, the skills of Mr. Goodwrench, and a wallet full of money that gets emptied, over and over again.

There are two films I have seen on art cars, both by Harrod Blank: Driving the Dream and Wild Wheels. Everytime I watch them, I get the urge to run out to Strosnider's Hardware and buy a glue gun. Someday, I'm really going to do it. In the meantime, I never miss an opportunity to see the art cars which parade each year at Artscape, in Baltmore courtesy of the American Visionary Art Museum. In 2004, I saw a car that I fell in love with. I cannot possibly do it justice here, but I have to report this to my readers just the same. All I can say is that if you ever get a chance to see this car, do it! If you want to know more about art cars, check out the links at the bottom of this page.

Art Car Preview and Parade, American Visionary Art Museum, July 23, 2005

Signs?! We don't need no stinkin' traffic signs!
Sometimes it's the details that are the best part.

Art Car Preview and Parade, American Visionary Art Museum, July 17, 2004

The Sashimi Tabernacle Choir is an old Volvo with dozens of animatronic fish and lobsters (think "Billy Bass"). Through complex circuitry, its two creators have managed to make seafood lip synch and dance to various iconic musical works, from the "Hallelujah Chorus" from Handel's Messiah, to the theme song from the TV show "Rawhide." The amazing thing is that the choreography is unique to each song. There is even a lobster conductor, there are soloists on the roof of the car who rise up at the appropriate time, and occasionally a banner goes up from the back of the car's roof that enjoins people to "Sing Along!" When the fish and lobsters began to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen, I was practically moved to tears.

As much as I enjoyed seeing and hearing the Sashimi Tabernacle Choir in action, I enjoyed watching people's reactions to it even more. The pictures below fail to live up to the emotion of the moment, but they are all I have to remember these precious moments by.

There were other cars there, too, but none that won my heart like the Sashimi Tabernacle Choir.

Art Car Preview and Parade, American Visionary Art Museum, July 26, 2003

The Art Car parade was part of Baltimore's Artscape festival. The American Visionary Art Museum hosted a preview in the morning, before the parade.