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The Big Heads
What
is it about big heads? All around this grand nation, we see monuments
to people in the form of larger than life sculptures. Can we come
up with a more subtle metaphor for a person's alleged greatness?
Apparently not.
In September 2000, I first set eyes on these works by David Adickes.
The following account chronicles my mild obsession with them.
No experience I have had with The Big Heads
will top the day I saw them for the first time. I was visiting
Glen Maury Park, in Buena Vista, Virginia, as I do every year
for the Rockbridge Mountain Music & Dance Festival. Down
in the campground Friday night, amid the sound of fiddles
and banjos in the dark, rumors swirled about three giant heads
parked on the hill above the park. Although it sounded like
a joke, I made plans to go up there the next day. Their stark
and inexplicable presence elicited a reaction to which I'm
admittedly prone: I laughed my butt off. The second and third
reactions to which I'm prone are to whip out a camera, and
later, write about my experience. Thus was born the part of
Julie's Tacky Treasures that was originally called "Big
Heads in Buena Vista."
This, however, will be my last word on the Big Heads. The
heads finally have a home in Presidents
Park of Williamsburg, Virginia. Those who want to read
about my obsession with the Big Heads can find the periodic
accounts I posted in the archived
Big Heads page. While I've enjoyed the correspondence
this page has generated, and the pictures I've been sent,
it's time to move on and become obsessed with something else.
And so, with further ado, here's my review of Presidents
Park.
On July 20, 2004, I visited the Big Heads at Presidents Park
in Williamsburg, Virginia, for what I expect will be the last
time. Now closely packed in a couple of acres, they lack the
mystique they had when they turned up on that hill in Buena
Vista for no apparent reason. I'll never forget the affect
that they had on me back in September 2000 when I first saw
them, looking more like Easter Island monoliths than an homage
to Mount Rushmore. Something about the lack of interpretive
text about them allowed my imagination to go a little crazy
wondering what they were doing there. Perhaps they were left
there by aliens trying to communicate with Americans by relating
to our obvious predilection for gigantic public art. They
might have been left as a college prank by those wacky students
at Washington & Lee University, or even local practical
joker Mark Cline of the neighboring
town of Natural Bridge.
The truth was even more interesting to a self-proclaimed
arbiter of bad taste such as myself. In a nutshell, a motel
owner in Williamsburg ordered up the heads for a park he planned
without applying for the proper permits. The first time that
the county commissioners knew of the plans was when a half
a dozen or more enormous concrete heads showed up in the motel
parking lot on flatbed trucks. I will admit to being amused,
and perhaps even charmed, by the naïvete of the motel
owner to think that a display of 43 eighteen-foot concrete
heads would be welcomed by the local officials. Even after
they talked him out of the 92-foot, full-body statue of George
Washington, they still balked at an attraction that they deemed
inappropriate and "tacky."
I reported periodically about the vicissitudes of nine of
these heads, which had to find other homes while the commissioners,
the owner, the artist, and likely several lawyers worked out
a solution. In the meantime, I received several emails about
my story on the Big Heads, including several reports of sightings
of dozens of these heads at artist David Adickes headquarters
in Houston, Texas. I even received a polite note from an employee
of the South Dakota version of Presidents Park (a third park,
in Florida, is also being planned). In addition, his girlfriend
also wrote to me, urging me to visit South Dakota and see
that the park, and the state of South Dakota itself, is not
nearly as tacky as I seemed to think. Of course, I plan someday
to visit South Dakota. However, I cannot guarantee that I'll
come to the conclusion that she expects.
In a nutshell, I found Presidents Park to be dull and uninspiring.
It's not just the lack of interaction (all you do is walk
around the park and read signs), but I don't think that Adickes'
sculpture captures the statesman-like qualities of our greatest
Presidents. There is a certain something lacking in the setting
that fails to live up to Mount Rushmore or the Lincoln Memorial.
George Washington has a garden hose set up behind him, and
you can't get a good picture of Abraham Lincoln without that
enormous antenna in it.
Most of the likenesses of the Presidents were good enough,
but lacked some intangible inspirational quality that other
sculptors have been able to capture while Adickes has not.
In a couple of cases, the likenesses of the Presidents were
off enough to be a distraction. For example, Harry S Truman
was easily recognizable. But there's something not quite right
about the shape of John F. Kennedy's face. Other the other
hand, I think Adickes totally nailed the deer-in-the-headlights
in look in the eyes of both George W. Bush and Ronald Reagan. |

The Big Heads as they appeared in Buena Vista, Virginia in
September 2000

The Big Heads in their current home, Presidents Park, Williamsburg,
Virginia






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I did manage to enjoy myself at Presidents Park, thanks to the
extremely polite and helpful staff. Little did they know that my
purpose for taking pictures was different than most of their visitors.
The comedic potential of the juxtaposition of certain Big Heads
was simply too much for me to resist. Behold the adventures of Dr.
Evil and his progeny, Mini-Me.
I'd like to think that I've visited The Big Heads for the last
time, but one never knows. What will happen to the park if it is
not an economic success? Will the heads be maintained well in perpetuity,
or will they fall into disrepair? And if they do, some tacky wanderer
may come across them in another century, and perhaps put up another
web site in their honor. But just remember...I was the first!
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