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Tacky Treasures
The Mark Eden Bust Developer, the Popener, a rubber band
vest, and more
Nouveau Tacky
Jesus playing football, a Chairman Mao cigarette lighter,
and other delightfully tasteless objects
Tacky Places
Foamhenge, Cooter's Place, Planet Wayside,
and other whimsical places
Tacky Topics
The Tacky Treasures Road Show, Mike the Headless Chicken,
big heads, art cars, salt & pepper shakers, ballerinas abuse
Seasonal Tacky
Naked witch earrings, Love Kubes™, kinky cuffs,
pooping reindeer, Santa piñata, and other holiday treats
Books & Records
Why not eat insects, the Temple City Kazoo
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The Twelve Tacky Days of
Christmas
On the first
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
a ballerina on a moonshine jug.
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On the second
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug. |
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On the third
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug. |
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On the fourth
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
four lung ashtrays,
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug.
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On the fifth
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
five rubber band vests,
four lung ashtrays,
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug.
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On the sixth
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
six bed pan banjos,
five rubber band vests,
four lung ashtrays,
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug. |
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On the seventh
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
seven Chairman Mao lighters,
six bed pan banjos,
five rubber band vests,
four lung ashtrays,
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug. |
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On the eighth
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
eight outhouse shakers,
seven Chairman Mao lighters,
six bed pan banjos,
five rubber band vests,
four lung ashtrays,
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug. |
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On the ninth
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
nine pooping reindeer,
eight outhouse shakers,
seven Chairman Mao lighters,
six bed pan banjos,
five rubber band vests,
four lung ashtrays,
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug.
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On the tenth
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
ten leopard fezzes,
nine pooping reindeer,
eight outhouse shakers,
seven Chairman Mao lighters,
six bed pan banjos,
five rubber band vests,
four lung ashtrays,
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug.
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On the eleventh
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
eleven bacon bandaids,
ten leopard fezzes,
nine pooping reindeer,
eight outhouse shakers,
seven Chairman Mao lighters,
six bed pan banjos,
five rubber band vests,
four lung ashtrays,
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug.
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On the TACKIEST
day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:
twelve breast-shaped mugs,
eleven bacon bandaids,
ten leopard fezzes,
nine pooping reindeer,
eight outhouse shakers,
seven Chairman Mao lighters,
six bed pan banjos,
five rubber band vests,
four lung ashtrays,
three bust developers,
two headless chickens,
and a ballerina on a moonshine jug.
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