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Adam and Eve Bottle Opener and Corkscrew

Adam had him troubles with his baby, and that's not all. While Eve might benefit from the use of a Mark Eden bust developer, let's just say that Adam needs help in a different direction.

Just when I thought that my trip to Cape Cod would be a wash in the tacky treasure department, I stumbled across this gem. Guys, just be thankful they didn't make Eve a nutcracker.

Here's another silly song from my youth:

Adam had him
troubles with his baby.
Even Adam had him troubles too.
I don't know how bad you had 'em,
but even Adam had 'em,
and Adam had 'em worser than you.