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The Popener
As soon as I heard of the existence of this bottle opener adorned with
the picture of Pope John Paul II, I wanted one. It is the perfect blend
of a figure of eminence with a mundane item of everyday utility. Even
its name reflects this dichotomy: the Popener. It has the same sort
of oxymoronic charm possessed by the Chairman Mao cigarette lighter,
but it's even better than that because of the way cool name.
For years, I could not find a popener anywhere, not even on eBay. In
2003, I discovered that a friend was headed to Rome, and asked her to
keep an eye out for one in the souvenir shops. When she returned, she
casually handed me the treasured item, and said, "there was a barrel
full of them in a shop just outside the Vatican." The reverse side
of the popener shows St. Peter's Square, which is part of the Vatican
complex.
After Pope John Paul II died in 2005, more popeners showed up on the market. He's still the favorite among Pope memorabilia collectors. There's now a Pope Benedict XVI popener, but you will find that there's an image of Pope John Paul II on the opposite side. And, surprisingly, Popes from the distant past are showing up on popeners as well as Popes that aren't even Popes at all.
The Julie Mangin Popener Collection
Pope Julius II popener,
acquired via eBay in 2011
Check out the Wikipedia article on Julius II (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Julius_II). Apparently, he was known as both “The Fearsome Pope” and “The Warrior Pope.” This was one bad-ass Pope, and the popener shows it. It’s made of genuine stainless steel, not cheap pot metal like the first one. |
Carly Pope popener
acquired via eBay June 2012
Technically, she's not a Pope, but it is her last name, and she came up in my eBay search
for "pope bottle opener." Carly Pope (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Pope) has starred in movies such as Itty Bitty Titty Committee and Young People F**king. If you think she's not saintly enough to be a Pope, then you don't know enough about Catholic Church history. |