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Support Our Pants Magnetic Ribbon

Throughout our nation, thousands of pairs of pants are worn for one simple reason: to uphold the decency of our citizens. Where would we be, decency-wise, if people ran around with their pants around their ankles, or worse, without any pants at all?

But pants alone can't solve the problem. They need help. They need belts. Put this ribbon one the back of your vehicle, and everyone will know that what you stand for: properly worn pants and ironic humor, just like me.