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Another Breast Mug

Breast Mug
Purchased at the
Annapolis Goodwill Super Store
on New Year's Day 2009

Back of breast mug
BONUS REASON
for buying this mug: I'm well on my way to being the world's largest
collector of breast-shaped mugs.
I know what you're thinking. It's another tacky breast mug. I think
I have enough already, and yet I couldn't pass this one up for three
reasons.
The first reason is because I found this on the first day of the new
year. It's so unusual for a thrift store to be open on a holiday, but
every year for the past several, I have shopped in this store on New
Year's Day. I thought finding something so awfully tacky on such a day
might be an omen for successfully tracking down tacky treasures throughout
2009.
The second reason will be apparent if you study the top photo to the
right. The one on the left depicts the mug as it was found at the Goodwill
Super Store in Annapolis, Maryland. They covered up the naughty bits
with masking tape, for what I can only assume was modesty. But they
didn't mask them so much that it wasn't obvious what this object was
meant to show. I found that as charming as the grin on the store clerk's
face when I asked if I could buy it.
And the final reason I bought it was to show them that there IS a market
for such things. My greatest fear, in my search for tacky treasures,
is that many things never make it to the shelves in thrift stores because
the proprietors think, "What kind of fool would buy THIS?"
You, my dear readers, know the answer to this question.