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Goodbye Cruel World

Another recurring theme in toilet humor is a person trying to flush himself down a toilet. This one comes with a charming little poem:

The moon may kiss the stars on high
The stars may kiss the bright blue sky
Dew drops may kiss the grass
You my friend...
Farewell.

The Urban Dictionary defines toilet suicide as "An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan." I wish I had known that when I was working on the farting bibliography.