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Fart Happens: A Selected Review of the Literature of Farting
Introduction - General
Works - Humor - Biography
- Children's
Books - Medical Advice - Miscellanea
Introduction
"I think I hear the Curious Reader exclaim, 'Heavens!
That the brain of man should be set to work upon such cursed nonsense
-- such damned low stuff as farting; he ought to be ashamed of straining
his dull faculties to such a nasty absurd subject.'" -- Charles
James Fox, 1749-1806. An Essay Upon Wind.
Fart happens. For the average human being, it happens about a dozen
times a day. Anyone who tells you that they don’t fart is either
a liar or is on an extremely strict diet of non-gas producing foods.
Personally, I’d rather eat interesting food whenever I want and
learn to cope with the gastrointestinal consequences.
Perhaps you are wondering why I undertook this project to review books
on farting. I have been intrigued by the taboo on the subject ever since
I submitted a fart joke to the Washington Post humor contest
called the Style Invitational. They refused to print it, even though
its editor gave me a prize anyway, calling my contribution "...a
hilarious entry too revolting to be published on any planet inhabited
by sentient beings." I still don't think it was that bad. In fact,
a portion of my entry makes up the title of this selected review of
the literature of flatulence.
This review is divided up into categories: general
works, humor,
biography,
children's books, medical
advice, and a category for miscellanea.
The full bibliography is listed here. As time
permits, I will compose reviews of more of the works from the bibliography.